Thursday, March 02, 2006

SFB

If you're wondering what SFB stands for you'll have to read the whole of my entry .

I SAW WENCONG TODAY MORNING >< In case you dont know who he is , he's an ULTRA CUTE GUY from 1J , from trumpet section (I think) in band . He looks like Kevan , and in case you dont know who Kevan is you ought to go pull your ears and squat in a corner and repeat " I am a stupid idiot " 100 times .

Yeah and he was outside the toilet and I said hi to him . Then he asked me where 3L is , and ( I LOVE 3L ) I brought him to my class . He was actually looking for YENCHAI , but he misled me by saying his senior is a GIRL -.- Oh well . He's ultra cute . I hope he doesn't find me irritating like Ernest does , LMAO !

I think I'm a paedophile .

Today was hiong, so many lessons crammed into one day . I always had this weird theory of Thursday as being 'revenge' of the teachers, because we got to slack on Wednesday (PDP and Assembly ) . Which is true I think . If it isn't then take it that I'm just deceiving myself .

LKC didn't come today , so I spent the lesson singing songs with Zhixin &Chyiwei . Dayanna joined in afterwards ahaha . Then we went for chem practical and were told to test for sulphur dioxide ( which smells like rotten eggs ) and chlorine ( which smells like the water in a swimming pool ) . I chose to test for the latter , obviously =) Wenhui is so nice to me ! I was like , " I want to do the experiment for chlorine ." After which she stared at me for a while and she said okay LMAO ! Wenhui rocks HAHA .

Shan't talk about the rest of the lessons they're so boring .

Anyway I can't stand a certain SFB .

I like to make noise , so what ?

I like to freak out , so what ?

I like to jump around , SO WHAT ?

Telling me to stop will make me want to make even more noise , which I enjoy tremendously . So DONT stop me or tell me to shut up unless theres a valid reason . Like for example when I'm in the MRT and when I'm making too much noise you COULD tell me NICELY to soften down ; I'd appreciate that .

But NOT , I repeat , NOT when I am freaking out in class and tell me to shut up just because you want to concentrate on your STUPID jianbao which you did NOT complete at home YESTERDAY . HOMEwork is meant to be done at home , sucker , like the name implies , and for your information YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN TO THE CANTEEN DURING RECESS .

So , given the circumstances , if you had just done your stupid homework at HOME and had been a good little kid and gone to the canteen , you wouldn't have been present when I freaked out , and NOTHING would have happened .

But no , you decided to stay in class and do your homework . I have NOTHING against that , or even doing homework in school in general . But you are supposed to go down to the canteen during recess , therefore I have EVERY SINGLE RIGHT to jump around and make noise , whereas you have ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT to tell me to keep quiet .

You might say , if we're supposed to go down to the canteen during recess then how come I wasn't there ?

Firstly, I had finished eating , and secondly , if you dont like me you can just go fuck yourself . I have absolutely no idea on how you're going to manage to do that , but since you're such a "Miss-know-it-all" who likes to boss people around I'm sure you can find a way to do that on your own . Or another option would be to sue me . But you're so poor I highly doubt you'll have the means to do that , so you shall just stay at home and rot . Literally , rot .

Anyway , I'm always right so you dont have to argue . And please dont threaten to punch me , because I take taekwondo . It disgusts me the way you think so highly of yourself . Everyone hates you and you ought to go eat some worms , Missy .

Do not even me started on how natural it is for my voice to rise about 2 decibels above an average person's voice and WHY there is nothing wrong with that . It'll take far too long .

And if you know who I'm talking about please keep it to yourself , if not you can ask me . Also if you think you're the one I'm talking about you can go on your knees and beg me for mercy but all I'll do is tell you to fuck off . Please do not be a slut by trying to screen through my entry from top to bottom for any grammatical or vocabulary or spelling or punctuation errors , because like I said I'm always right and there wont be any .

Alright . Enough about the Stupid Fugly Bitch (SFB). Giving her too much publicity on my blog 'tai pian yi ta le' . I shall get a noose ready in my bag and prepare to hang her as and when I feel like it .

I'm going to be really busy next week . Oh well .

And have I told you how much I hate people telling me to shut up ?

Anyway the yearbook came yesterday , which left me speechless as I flipped through the pages . The whole bloody thing is peppered with my fugly pictures , even on the cover ! This is humiliation beyond words . I want to commit suicide by jumping down the building . At least there's a decent one on page 53 . Haha =)

Have you noticed that I've cut down on the vulgarities already ? Not a single F word to be found ( okay fine there ARE but less already ) =) haha . I'm so proud of myself .

Going for the guides' campfire on Saturday ! And I heard that one parent complained that the door gifts were , um , inappropriate . Wah lao mummies and coffins only what , make such a big fuss over nothing at all . Dont like it can dont go one right ? Crazy . Sooner or later your precious little diddydums will see mummies and coffins too what . Parents nowadays ..

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HELLO WINIFRED.HAHAHHA RELAX LAH.BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT !