yeongchuan. says:
hhaahaha what did you go back to malaysia for!
relatives is it?

winifred says:
haha my BIRTHDAY lah
i bet you forgot

yeongchuan. says:
HOLY SHIT
ARGHHHHHHHHHH



lolllllllllll


Facebook is driving me CRAZY.

I can't access my inbox, I can't see the confirmed guests for Kiwi's farewell, I CAN'T EDIT MY OWN BLOODY PROFILE. Signing in and out isn't helping. Some techie please save me :(

And my food processor (my trusty baking partner) just crashed two days ago :(

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Anyway on the lighter note, since the prelims are over I CAN HAVE A LIFE NOW :D ION Orchard here I come :)


The person who changed my bluetooth name to 'Cloudy Sundays' should seriously own up :(


Do I have a 'Please give me shit' face?

Even my maid gives me shit, dammit :(

She shouted at me, telling me to clear my own dinner plate of food so she could wash (she always did this for me before).

She gave me a black face when I asked for my towel, insisting that it was in my room. When I finally found it in her room, she didn't even apologize for being wrong.

This coming from a person that talks on the phone 24/7, uses my computer to watch YOUTUBE, has her own personal TV in her room, has off-day virtually everyday and to top it off she gets PAID to do all this rubbish!

Please sack my maid for me :( and if you're a friend, please don't give me any shit :(


Today is not a sunny Saturday.

Therefore I have the right to mope around and be depressed.

That's not the only reason why I'm depressed though. It's my time of the month and I'm supposed to have my swimming lesson today. My mum refused to accept that I cannot swim when I'm having my period because she didn't want to waste the money that she already paid for my lesson fees, so she forced me to try tampons. She gave me a 5 minute crash course on how to insert tampons which I totally did not want to listen to, and then left me to my own devices.

I have tried tampons before, and I had perfectly good reasons to say no to tampons but then I thought, "Oh maybe things'll be better this time", so the obedient me decided to give it another go.

Turns out I was horribly wrong. I ended up with two wasted tampons (un-inserted) a very painful sensation you-know-where.

It used to be 'Once bitten, twice shy' but now it's 'Twice bitten, thrice WILL NOT TRY EVER AGAIN'.

And I'm supposed to go for a casting today but I had to turn it down because my very conservative mum refused to give me permission to go for it because I was required to bring a bikini. Sorry Davania, whoever you are :(

My mum is too much. :(

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I think chilli is some sort of escapism. It's for food that either sucks, or does not taste good by itself. People who add chilli sauce to their food are trying to escape the reality of horrible food.


I'm having a really hard time doing my personal statement.

Unless you're really narcissistic I think you'd have a hard time doing it too. On one hand you gotta package yourself up real horrorshow to convince your future employers and all that cal, and on the other hand your conscience is begging you to stop because it's far too 'buay hiao bai' (don't want face).

I can almost hear the teachers in the Staff Room sniggering to themselves when they read our pathetic attempts at ego-boosting. :(

Sample Personal Statement:

W enjoys eating, sleeping and playing her Wii console like any other human being.

She is rely IT savy. She can use Paint. (Screw Photoshop, Paint rocks your socks) Aslo she cn type at a spede of 20wpm nd rely acurrately. That's awesum innit!

She enjoys baking. Her friends' food poisoning cases weren't caused by her. They were caused by.. uh, H1N1.


... or something like that :p Hey, who knows, they might accept me on the grounds that my personal statement is 'unique' lol.

Okay that's enough of ego-deflating, I shall get back to doing my real personal statement :)

Happy birthday LZL! :)


I'm ready to blog again :)

Anyway, I am going to settle my deferment soon. I promise. Once the parcel/ envelope of documents regarding my enlistment into the Malaysian government service comes, I will fill in the document as fast as my hand can write.

I bought two books today from Jusco's Harris (which is kinda like a Malaysian version of Popular) 'A Thousand Splendid Suns' and 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time' Haha I finished the first already - it was heart-wrenching but I think I cried more reading Kiterunner. I can't wait to start on the second :)

I can't bring myself to study nowadays. I get depressed everytime I look at my books. Chain and muzzle me and maybe I'll study.


it's so elusive, i could almost swear it was a lie