Everyone is dead

Fuck it I failed my lit paper . Which sucks totally because it's supposed to be my pure subject !

Very encouraging indeed .

And it doesn't help that Mrs Woon is our lit teacher . No offence but I really think she's not suitable for our class . Everything is we think ourselves one , nothing from her . She only tell us to ask questions and then writes them on the board . And we're supposed to answer the stupid questions ourselves .

What she doesn't understand is we DONT KNOW the STUPID answers to the questions ! That's the main FUCKING (sorry for the use of a vulgarity ) reason why we posed that question in the first place ! And what's the use of telling us to answer ? We dont know and we need the teacher to please kindly inform us of the facts . We pose questions and we answer them ourselves .

What an effective teacher we have .

And to further prove this point, our class did very badly for this test too . Which shows that she is not a good teacher and we should get some other teacher like Carmen Tan or something ( though she scolded me for my hair ).

God why are we stuck with a penguin retard goldfish teletubby ... of a teacher ?

I hate lit lessons .

And I forgot my pe t shirt again (as usual) and was sorta told off . I received the same message from Ms Neo about not wearing the ncc t shirt for pe anymore . But hey I really forgot okay .. You want me to run in my pinafore meh =(

Yeah and the news came to me during break which was after Lit . So my mood wasn't in the best of the best . Had a straight face all throughout recess .

History was copying of stuff again . About Stalin and how he got rid of his rivals . EVIL ! He used his opponents to kill Trotsky first then he made use of the Moderates to get rid of his other opponents , then finished the Moderates off too . Mass massacre ! o.O

Stalin is fucking evil .

After that was maths , and I dont like surds . They look complicated but actually they're not . But im only concerned about the " looks complicated " thing . If something looks complicated to me I'll tend to burst into tears get very discouraged .

Especially when you previously learnt that square root means trouble , most of the time .

Then had cca . Slack PT LMAO . But my muscles were still aching and the wounds at my knees still healing so I ended up doing sit ups when everyone was pumping . AND i did situps when everyone was doing situps too ! DOUBLE DOSE OF SITUPS ! If this goes on i'll get my six pacs very , very soon =DD LMAO .

My palms hurt =( we hold in pumping position on the hot and rough carpark floor then very pain .

And we went home !

I think my blog post is boring . You think so too , obviously , that's why none of you will ever reach this part of the entry . =(( no mood = boring entry .

I think everyone is like , dead ? I sms so many people then nobody reply one . Sucks lah can , and you know how much i hate people not replying to my smses ! I'm a bit on the demanding side when it comes to how long i'll get my reply back . I usually want the recipent to reply in like , a spilt second or something .

Tell me I'm crazy .

I'm so sorry

LEE BEIXIN THIS IS A PUBLIC APOLOGY .

I'm so sorry .

=((

Oh well . I think I'm becoming a boring person . I hardly ever laugh out loud anymore and I just dont feel like smiling or anything . Oh well .

i want to stand out ;
and be remembered because i'm special .
i have a secret wish and that is to have someone who loves me for who i am .
someone who tells me that i actually walk in a straight line .
someone who tells me my eyes are actually really big .
someone who tells me im beautiful .
someone who says im have a perfect figure when im actually fat .
someone who tells me im special in a special sort of way .

IM TALKING COCK .

I was just watching this Snow White DVD with my siblings when two thoughts struck me .

1) If the hunter had just been an evil git and killed Snow White when he cornered her in the woods AND taken her heart back to the Queen, there'd be no story about her anymore .

2) In all Disneys' animations of the prinesses ( i.e. Cinderella, Little Mermaid, Beauty ) , sure got one scene is they singing one . Sing until so nice and high pitched somemore . Why leh , princess then must know how to sing meh ? Why cannot got princess sing like crow one ?

Anyway . I was watching as Snow White sang to this bluebird , then I asked my brother,

"Eh, boy ah, it's this part where Snow White sings until the bird explodes right ? "

Then he replied,

" NO LAH , that one is SHREK " -_-

Oh my god I'm such a retard .

Anyway, I want to strangle my mum . She told me and my siblings that for every swear word we utter she'll deduct one dollar from our pocket money . I can foresee that I'll go hungry in the near future ..

Like a Weirong o.O He could 'visualise' what I wore yesterday night ! =x He'd make a good psychic .

Post PT effects .. ! Someone please massage my arm . I'm a sucker for one of these massages , so if you help me i'll marry you be eternally grateful =) LMAO .

So long !

P.S. I'm going on a diet ; my aunt says ive grown fatter, which is BAD BAD BAD news .

Cca

PT first , and me and Xinhang were the PTIs for the warm-ups . It was the smallest PT group I ever had ( in terms of the people ) . Only 10 people including the PTIs ! pathetic or not ? Oh well , the part Bs went for shooting and failed everything according to our PC . Wow .

AND we did 50 pumpings at one go . Crazy . It made my knees "shed its skin " (tuo pi lah) until very cham . Got pus come out . Gross I know but it hurt like shit . And I screamed my ass off when my dad tried applying antiseptic .

Interested people who would like to laugh at the pathetic state of my knee are welcome to come to 3L, third floor, on Monday .

Saturday ! Kumon in the morning , then a trip to Huangbei's very lovely house . It rocks I tell you . Though my house is bigger but her's is much much nicer and much neater . Mine is a rubbish dump .

She even has a swing at her balcony ! The world is unfair .

Slacked around the whole day in her wonderful bedroom ! Jas didi came about halfway through and SHE STRAIGHTENED HER HAIR o.O I was saying she looks like a sadistic doll . HAHA . You know that kind of voodoo dolls with their hair coming down like a waterfall ? Like a WOW .

Went home to wallow in self pity because my knee is telling me that it hurts . It's still hurting and im using a tissue to press on it . How pathetic .

...

I feel so terribly sick . =( Anyway I think they purposely put bio ( which like only 1/10 of the level takes ) today, then we complacent then we never study for chemistry on Tuesday. I'm guilty as charged .

Today's assembly was unusually fun, but i had expected Ek to go up and talk about the budget thing ; Golden pig said she would . Anyway I liked Reflection hahaha . She's so cute and bubbly and funny ! Her vocals are not bad , really . =))

Got back compre today . Jaina Tan was like , going through the word bank worksheet so goddamned slowly and explaining the definitions of everything . I wanted to ask her whether she knew the definition of " PLEASE GIVE BACK OUR COMPRE PAPERS NOW " . In the end she gave them back to us ( I came up with this weird theory that actually she hadn't marked them all, so that's why she was going so slowly ). 34/50 . Still unsatisfactory.

Okay this may sound anal but MY LIFE IS SCREWED UP LAH . Why everyone zhong se qin you one . =(

Revolution

Okay today's rebellion had gone a bit too far .

We understand that it is very hard for you to juggle between the top class , the class in the middle and the 'last-letter' class . We understand that all the teachers stereotype us and think we're the last class . We always get pinpointed and sneered at . Whenever something bad happens , the finger is always pointed at 3L . Because 3L is, unfortunately, the last letter in the level, everyone thinks that we're the ones with the worst attitude problems in the level .

But we're not and we know it .

Tell ya what . We DO have pupils from 2a, and we have smart people too . For most of us, it's just because of our combination that we got put in 3L . And I know whatever I say is not going to change any of you peoples' beliefs that we're the last class , and if you still think that 3L is the last class you ought to kill yourself or eat some worms or drown yourself or feed yourself to the pirahnas or hang yourself by a noose and I mean it .

I mean if you are still so narrow-minded and think the 3L is the last class because we are the last letter ; then sorry, you are terribly mistaken . We're not the last class and we can prove it . And we dont feel inferior to the top classes because we compensate with our enthusiasm, attitude, and unity .

So come on, stop looking at us like that . You are in NO FCKING POSITION to judge us because more often than not you're inferior to us .

I realise what I have just written so far = TOTALLY OUT OF THE POINT .

Bottomline = We're sorry for what happened today . Out a bit out of hand , and we're sorry . But please try to understand . We didn't mean it that way .


I feel so neglected like everyone hates me . =(

Bad mooding

I've been in bad spirits lately, both today and yesterday evening. Dont ask me why, there's no reason in particular. Probably because I've been getting so much homework lately and I think I'm wasting my life away.

I realise that bitching about others as uh good therapy HAHA . Was bitching about someone to someone yesterday o.O arrogant piece of shit ahahaha . It left me in considerably good spirits after that .

Anyway . History test was okay, wrote till my hand was numb . Was panicking at the last moment when I had like , 3 minutes left to the end of the paper but i still had yet to complete the conclusion of my answer . That's all .

Had english. Fairly boring, with an analysis on the meanings of the words in the comprehension we were given EONS ago . And we're getting it like , this Wednesday. -.-

After that we were late for physics practical but Mr Soh didn't seem to mind; he just carried on with his stuff yeah haha .

The day flew by fairly quickly. Janson put on this very nice smelling cologne ! I was trying to catch a whiff all day . xD he got a shock whenever he noticed me trying to sniff him o.O hey i like the smell okay =x

Had guitar as usual after school . But at first I had to wait for Beixin, whose mum was still talking to the mammoth Lee-Teo ( I think ).

Then headed to Gek Poh where me and Beixin ate. I ate like , one hot fudge sundae , an apple pie , and half a packet of fries . If you're asking where the fries came from , Beixin generously offered them to me, but only after I had gone to the counter to take garlic chilli and curry sauce for her . xD I'm so fat liao i still eat . But at least I'm going running with Jas tomorrow xD

At night I didn't feel like going home so I hung around the 122 swings . And I got Yixue to come over cos I was bored all by myself .

And I'm eating my dinner at like , 9 ? How pathetic .


I hate feeling so dependent .

I'm turning into an anti-social no lifer

I dont stay out late anymore and usually go home straight after school.
I am too busy to go anywhere far like Bugis or Junction 8.
My wardrobe is pathetic.
I haven't gone to Orchard road for AGES.
My life is revolving around practising guitar, worrying about my theory exam (in March), common tests, tuition, Kumon, and more school .

Why can't I just sleep everything away, or just let my hair down and fly to Orchard Road right now and window shop ? GRAHH .

1) My wardrobe is filled with stuff I wouldn't be seen dead wearing .
2) I AM SO FCKING BUSY !!
3) Common tests .
4) There's no one to go with me !

=(( See im such a no lifer .

Today morning I woke up to the screaming of my mum, who told me to get up straight away because I was late for Kumon. But hey, who gives a damn anyway . ( it rhymes -.-)

Since I hadn't finished up, like, 10 worksheets of Kumon, I was reduced to sitting with my dad at Macdonalds and desperately rushing through them. I AM SO PATHETIC !!

And after Kumon I went to the library to borrow fiction books ( nerd ) and went home .

Oh my god i can't believe it . I NEED TO GET A FCKING LIFE, NOW !

Stack of hay

Okay someone just told me my hair looks like a "BUNCH OF STUFF " which I assumed he was trying to say STACK OF HAY . And I think you guys agree too but hey I dont like to pin up my hair !!

I shall go buy some clips , someday !

Well anyway the physics test was average in the sense that I COULD complete the paper , though
I was spending the last few minutes trying to figure out the water angle of refraction thing . The question only gave us lengths =( and I was clueless . Oh well I'll make a comeback with chemistry heh .

Or maybe not . GRAHH .

Sucks lah today , managed to keep myself awake for the whole day of crazy lessons , though towards the end during maths lesson i almost, I repeat, ALMOST fell asleep. But I didn't ! Yay. ahahaha ZHIXIN FELL ASLEEP LMAO . everyone was like dozing off and poor Mrs Tay was begging us to listen .. =( I shall pay attention to her in future okay ?

Yeah after school went to Kobayashi with Huiyi ( I seem to be spending a lot of time with her -.- ) and she bought a milkshake .

THEN WE WENT TO NTUC FOR A BASIC NECESSITY HAHAHA .

I saw it then i was like WHY SO LONG ONE . Which made us both burst out into laughter once i realised it was actually the length of TWO **** ohmy . I'm such a noob lah can hahaha .

Yeah and I'm sosososo tired =(

Jasmine is scary lor , that day me and her were talking about wormy then I was like,

" wormy is not interested in girls"
"HES INTERESTED IN GUYS"

Then at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME jasmine typed the EXACT SAME TEXT as me .

"HES INTERESTED IN GUYS?!"

Ohmy this is so scary .

GRAHH

hYESTERDAY WAS VALENTINES DAY ! =D everyone was being little Santas and giving out candies like crazy ahaha . I even went to school early to give out my cookies heh but there wasn't anyone in school yet so I woke up early in vain . I was convincing Huiyi to go to school early "Go to school and faster immerse yourself in the love ! " LMAO that was so lame .

Yeah and I received one box of Ferrero Rocher ( courtesy of Janson Chan xD ), one fairy wand-like thingy + one box of DOVE AMICELLI !! ( thanks jas yan tong and val =D ) I won't need to marry a rich old man anymore xD I've got my charlie gals =)

Thanks everyone who gave me sweets and stuff, AND those people who gave me "face" and ate my cookies ! =D

Me and Beixin gave cookies to the teachers yeah . And all of us took pics in class !

















Me and Zhixin ! I love her pout !


















DAYANNA'S FACE xD im gonna get killed for my fringe ~



















Chrislyn's mouth is so big ! xD



















Me and Jiahui - she made me laugh ; explains my screwed up face haha



















All of us. Junqi's face is SOO red !! xD



















OKAY THIS IS SCREWED UP HAHAHA . Made me laugh again !!



















We have horns . Culprit = Leena



















Janson so extra HAHAHA


















Huiyi me and Beixin !


Anyway I was going to Lot 1's Pizza Hut with my platoon mates when we witnessed the freak accident at the bus stop .

There was this old lady who was wheelchair-bound and her wheelchair was too close to the kerb I think , and when the bus departed from the bus stop it just knocked into the handle of her wheelchair and she FCKING FELL BACKWARDS ONTO THE STUPID ROAD .

Very horrifying; her head had a huge gash and it was bleeding terribly. Blood was practically TRICKLING down her face lah . And she kept saying that she was alright when very obviously there was something wrong . And she kept RUBBING it when she was supposed to press onto the wound ; she just made it bleed even more . Then Yitong used Zixi's handphone to call for an ambulance.

Anyway I just ran back to the school's office and got the first aid kit only lah .. Stop calling me heroine or whatsoever I'm so embarrassed ! I didn't save her the SJAB people did . -.- I want to lock myself in the toilet .

My plt mates were joking that if I ran like that for my NAPFA 2.4km I'd get an A for sure xD HAHAHA but there must be some elderly person bleeding from the head to motivate me lah ahahah i'm evil .

When the ambulance came she didn't want to get on it she just kept shrieking,"I dont want to go to the hospital I want to go home" in guang dong hua . I couldn't understand but got people translate for me lah , and yeah I think she doesn't have any money because at that point of time she was selling tissue papers -_- SHE WANT HER LIFE OR SHE WANT MONEY ?!! quoted from Huangbei.

After that we went to Lot 1 for pizza ! Ahahaha . When we entered the mall there was this little kid who asked us for our autographs -_- we were standing in a circle and shooting questions at him he was so cute ! Then he claimed that his brother is from RV and is called Leon . HAHA we were so amused by him and even called him a flirt ahahaha .

Then was pizza ; we ordered TWO set lunches = Four regular pizzas, two jugs of coke and 8 bowls to fill our soup with . FULL UNTIL CANNOT FULL ANYMORE LAH eat so much . I ate three slices of pizza and one cheese crust ( Huangbei didn't want hers ) ahahaha .

Went to take neoprints ! =D havent taken any in a long time .. yeah and I looked especially weird in one neoprint aww .

I OFFICIALLY LOVE MY ULTRA CHIO AND ULTRA HOT CHARLIE GIRLS . =D
thanks for spending v-day with me !

Maths test today was crap I was clueless ! Hope for the best, though I'd be very happy if i passed .

Assembly was quite boring as well . The guy climbed Mt Everest . And whatever World's Longest scuba dive thing . 9 days !! =x

Then went home with Huiyi Beixin and Elise .

Tmr is physics . Can't help but worry .


STOP WALLOWING IN SELF PITY LAH .




im so tired.

Kampong Chicken

My grandma makes very nice stuffed chicken !

Today was piano lesson, after 2 weeks of idling away at home watching my theory and piano books collecting dust. Had theory the whole lesson, since my theory exam is only one month away (second week of March). I was frantically memorising the italian terms at the last minute and then I came across this weird one which was quite cute actually. I present to you:

STACCATISSIMO !

I.e. To be played as briefly as possible and accented as well, acoording to performance direction.

Okay that was totally redundant.

Anyway we touched on the Grade 3 scales today and I think broken chords are highly amusing. They're something like arpeggios but they keep repeating themselves and they get higher and higher and higher ahahahah . I dont know how to explain lah but they're very cute.

Shall fastforward to making almond cookies at my aunt's house. I was weighing the ingredients and my mum and grandma were busy stuffing the chicken with stupid chinese medicine like luohanguo (I dislike the smell and I dislike the drink even more ) and whatever qizi or something.

When the cookies were like halfway done the chicken was already cooked and it was taken out, had its stuffing viciously dug out and it was cut into half. Wah seh the chicken veryveryvery nice !! Better than KFC. ahahahha so beware all KFC outlets ! One day my grandma is going to take the chicken industry by storm and make sure all the KFC outlets close HAHAHA .

okay that was very lame .

I'm feeling so horrible =(

No title

looking back at the memories so sweet
but the scent no longer lingers anymore
it is replaced with the foul smell of decaying flesh
oh somebody please save me from the horror

teardrops fall
we used to be so happy, so carefree
now there is nothingness

there are people wailing on the streets at night
they have no home
they bang on cymbals
wailing and crying out for somebody real

on top of a stage and suddenly
the limelight is on a marionette
who is dancing
wearing a silly smile
ignorant of the crimson blood on itself

like a ballerina poised on ice
elegant and graceful
but no
the marionette goes limp
and lies in a bloody mess
never to move again

in the still of the night
people are dreaming
one dreams of jumping from the top of the building
without any mattress beneath
no safety ropes

one dreams of being chased by dogs
hot on his heels
he succumbs
and gets eaten

one dreams of the marionette

an opera singer
in an empty hall
there is no audience

she sings with sorrow
oh i was so naive

angels caroling on christmas day
slight drizzle
they sing gay tunes of happiness and merry
oblivious to anything else

tomorrow
today
yesterday
time is forever catching us up
and swallowing us up whole

knowledge
does not matter
all that matters is money
materialistic desires to satisfy one's greatest wishes

a pianist sitting at the piano
asleep with his book open
page 21
symphony number who knows
he'll be playing much more of those

random posts like these
should be ignored

What's up with the NCC HQ ?

I dont understand. I just read Valaries blog and she really hit the bullseye. Im serious.

NCC . Where "One for all, all for one. ". Is this what they want to show us ? If this continues , we will become very competitive and feelings will be hurt .

Why do they only want to choose the top 60% of the platoon to go for the Spec course ? Maybe they think that holding a course for so many people would waste their money. Why dont they even consider the feelings of those people who dont get to go ? It's so unfair to them .

Can you imagine the attitude they'd get from their juniors ? You have one more year of experience than them, yet you're of the same rank as them . It's just so fcking unfair I can't stand it anymore I just want to scream my lungs out at the retards who even THOUGHT of such a fcked up rule .

We waited three years. Three fcking years so we could ALL be sergeants , only to learn that only 60% of us would be going . Who wouldn't be upset ?

And if you are not from my platoon , you have no fcking right to say anything at all , that is , if you want to say that we are WRONG . you have no fcking right to say that we are fcking wrong for feeling upset , because you DONT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE FCKING THING AT ALL .

Why must it only happen when OUR batch goes for the Spec course ? Why ? Why ?

Home

Home is the only place where I feel safe and secure.

Where I can sit like a boy, without worrying that I'll bao4 guang1. Nobody cares anyway.

Where I can go contactless and wear my "cannot-let-people-see" frameless specs because they are crooked. And nobody at home cares about how I look, not like the superficial people at school, where they judge your worth simply by how you look.

Where I can wear an over-sized Elba teeshirt which was meant for my daddy and disgusting checkered shorts with no qualm. I dont need to care about how i dress at home. Nobody cares, you dont need to look good in front of your family members because they are understanding and know you are always beautiful on the inside.

Where I can spout my mouth off and scream in my pillow whenever I'm frustrated and nobody da house is going to give a damn.

I love being at home, simply because I can let down my hair at home and get to do whatever I like at home .

I'm not saying that I can't be myself with my friends . I love my platoon mates, I love my classmates and I love all my friends .

Dont you all feel the same way ?

It's like you're free from other people's perception of you , and you get the freedom to do whatever and anything you want.

I love my home .

A very weird dream

Not my dream, but LIZHU'S . She dreamt that I got RAPED by ROY FROM 3H . Like a OH MY . =(( I'm going to get RAPED or something, someone save me. But Yitong says Roy is nice, hehe .

Anyway I came to school and found a very nice note on my table from Jasmine.

" WINI gugu dun sad liaos :) didi & charlie <333 youu :))) "

HAHA yeah thanks Jas love you guys too .. =) I found the note very nice so I stuck it to my waterbottle and stared at it for the rest of the day.

Anyway I shall concentrate on Ms Jaina Tan's lesson today. She was saying that SAJC very IT savvy, then the teachers read the students' blogs . Then once got one student who wrote :

"Aiyo, that teacher's face so square, might as well go stay at home and watch the tv.. "

HAHAHA that made me ROFLMAO .

Assembly was this drama about Star Wars . The Dark Vader looked like he was wearing underwear made out of black trash bags and his light sabre kept turning off HAHA . Wenhui analogy was that it ran out of battery, LMAO .

After school had to go to the physics lab because I missed out on one practical when I was away in Ipoh . Yeah and there was a group of girls who burst in and ended up interviewing Mr Soh. Jiahui was feeling very ap (as usual) and began talking in a very loud voice hoping it would distract them from their interview HAHA . Then I finished it and got out of there.

Then I realised WTF those girls were doing; they were doing an ENGLISH PROJECT >< and I kena interviewed by my junior lor wtf =x It was so impromptu lor ! Then they brought me to the room beside Special Room 1 then they started asking me questions AND recording at the same time. Boy was I freaked out .

Yeah and I waited for Jasmine and Valarie to finish their history remedial and then went to JEC to gossip haha . Yeah and that's about it .

=x

I think ...

I think I'm a perfectionist because i use too much liquid paper.

Anyway I shall concentrate on today's History lesson, actually Paul Lim's headings for his powerpoint slides. They make my eyes go all haywire.

And 3L is not the fcking last class . So what if we're the fcking last letter? It doesn't mean anything. So people should not look at us with that kind of fcked up face that plainly says," Eeyer 3L the lousiest class." Oh please. Narrow-minded people.


bobian. it's not for me to decide.
i'm really okay. thnx guys, for the support.

First guitar lesson

School was okay I guess . Boring as usual .

After school went to to JEC with Beixin and Huiyi and had a nasty encounter with a super fierce uncle at Kobayashi .

"HELLO GIRL, WHAT YOU WANT ? "

"Uh, modanyaki scramble set with an iced lemon tea . "

" ONE SCRAMBLE ! "

Scared the hell out of me .

Anyway we were gossiping for the whole time . Gossiping and complaining about this girl who is si buyaolian HAHAHA . And we wanted to call her and pretend that we were with ******** and make sure she hyperventilates and dies of jealousy . HAHA ! okay that wasn't our original intention but I made that up. OKAY ?

Digression, I have become very amused at the thought of hyperventilating ! Today morning i almost did, but that idiot Huiyi dodn't give a hoot about me . See she neglects me .

And another thing we talked about was how idiotic neighbourhood school girls like to act cute and act chio on Friendster . Just thinking about it makes me want to pull out all my lion-ic hair and scream at the world in frustration . I hate those girls who go :-

" *.-xiiaoo-aii\.* "
OR
"-xiiao laopuo <3s xiiao boii boii a.k.a xiiao lao gongg veryyy muchh "
OR
" ii <33 euu "

OH MY FUCKING GOD GET A FUCKING LIFE PLEASE .

It just makes my hair stand on end.

Firstly, bitch type is plain CHILDISH . Please tell those neighbourhood school girls to wisen up, it's definitely NOT in fashion and it's very, very irritating. They should stop smearing their vermin all over the place . AND disrespecting the english language .

Secondly, they like to take act cute pictures of themselves and funny poses. For what ? For guys to see liao then add them is it ? I have said enough, and I do not wish to emphasize on how despos should be wiped off the face of the earth all over again .

No offence intended to neighbourhood school girls, please note that I have nothing against them and I do not stereotype them all as act cute bitches , but I'm just disgusted at the majority of them who like to do such things to , like I always say, "Jiang di zi ji de shen fen" (lower your status)

Anyway we talked until we both had to leave for our guitar lessons . And then Huiyi left us ; said she was going home to sleep but i think she had been studying her eyeballs out or something HAHA . HUIYI IS A FHKING NERD !!! xD


And so me and Beixin went to the bus stop at Boon Lay and she told me something very traumatising . F ! I'll never be able to wear my swimsuit again, because then they would be sorely disappointed ; I'm FAT . Anyway that's besides the point .

Went to Gek Poh and hanged around at Macdonalds' since it was still early and my left contact had problems again . Then we had to go in .

THE WOMAN AT THE COUNTER CALLED ME WINIFLIRT !!!! GRAHH . It made Beixin laugh so hard her whole face went all red . Ugh .

My teacher was very nice ! I think her character is like mine, bubbly and cheerful AND I THINK SHE LIKES TO TALK TOO ! xD I like her very much, and throughout the lesson I was laughing with Beixin because the teacher kept commenting on me, causing me and Beixin to amchio away . Like when she said my hands were big Beixin burst out in fits of laughter because countless people have told me my hands are big . Oh well .

And I have a lot of practice to do for guitar but I'm still blogging here. I should get lost, like, now .

Cinderella gone wrong II

Ashley and Charcoal pointed their dainty little fingers at Cinderella and cried , "What did you do to our gowns ?! "

" I'm sorry, sisters, I forgot to take our measurements. " (hehehe they'll never know)

And being the very nice stepsisters Cinderella had, they decided to drop the matter and go to the ball anyway.

Now, the prince was actually a very old chicopek who was nearing his fifties and was desperate to find a wife before his sperm count was reduced to nothingness. So he decided to hold the ball to show everyone how filthy rich he was and possibly attract another despo like himself who loved him for his money.

So, Cinderella and her stepsisters reached the palace together in a pumpkin-turned-carriage (credit goes to the fairy godmother who never fails to help damsels-in-distress) and entered the ballroom. All eyes were turned to her stepsisters instead of Cinderella, and she began to hyperventilate again, but she stopped herself.

"Must.. look... pretty... in... front.. of the prince... "

They danced and ate and had a good time, but Cinderella's stepsisters had aboslutely no intention of marrying the old chicopek, so they left for the night. Cinderella, wanting to catch a few glimpses of the prince, lagged behind for a while. But soon after, she heard her stepsisters calling for her to come into the carriage to sit with them, so she hurried there. One of her slippers fell off in her haste, but she couldn't care less because they cost $1 in ValuDollar ( oh, it's $1.05, i forgot. )

The prince came a-running after thy princess and saw the cheapo slipper, and took it back to the palace.

" I must find the owner of this shoe ! What's the size ? XXXXXL ?! "

He then fainted. The next morning he went around the town on an elegant white horse and asked around for the owner of the slipper. Then he came to Cinderella's house and knocked on the door.

" Hello, may i know who the owner of this slipper would be ? "

Ashley and Charcoal hurried down and saw the prince, and reluctantly tried the slipper on. Their feet were far too dainty for it, since it was extra-extra-extra large. They then called for Cinderella, who was scaring admiring herself in front of the mirror again.

"Oh, that's my slipper! Oh thanks SO much."

The prince then proceeded to ask her to be his bride, and being the desperate slut Cinderella was she agreed. And so, they were married and lived happily ever after, which is like so cliche. And Despo + Despo = Despo square .

disclaimer: CINDERELLA IS NOT ME OKAY !! I have big feet but hers is bigger. Really ! Dont you believe me ??

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I'm done with 'Cinderella gone wrong' ! =D just anyhow type de, I dont even have a good plot !

oh yes and Huang Bei was teaching me how to do maths today in the Jurong East libary and look what she said !

Huangbei: " You dont believe me you DIE. "

Can you imagine if your teacher said that ?!

You: Teacher can you please prove that angles of a cyclic quad are complementary?

Teacher: It's just like that lah, YOU DONT BELIEVE ME YOU DIE ! "

*hair stands in horror*

Huang Bei is horrible, really.

Pissed.

Oh well. Woke up this morning to the nagging of my dear old mum. She was talking away, complaining about how i haven't done my Kumon worksheets yet (haven't touched them for the whole week). And if you guys caught the movie 'I Not Stupid Too', the granny's words went into Jerry's ear and came out from the other. Yeah and my mums nagging suffered the same fate.

Kumon as usual.. THE TEACHER SPEAKS SO SOFTLY I CANT HEAR A THING. He's a GUY for goodness sake ! Well maybe I'm hard of hearing. But seriously he speaks so softly when i speak to him I'm just like, "HUH ?! HUH ?! " *tears my hair out in frustration and goes bald*

Had a buffet at my aunt's (her baby is one month old !) and my aunt said my hair looked like a LION'S. and then went to Sim Lim Square to buy stuff. Enough said. Boring day.

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CINDERELLA GONE WRONG.

Once upon a time, there was a scheming and nasty girl called Cinderella. She lived with her dad, because she brutally murdered her mum two years back. Nobody knows the real reason why, but I heard from the neighbours that she was a cannibal and had a delicious meal out of her mum she had accidentally flung a butchers' knife at her and has been mourning over her ever since.

Her father married a kind and gentle woman, and her two daughters, Ashley and Charcoal, went to live with her all under one roof. Together with Cinderella.

Now, Cinderella's stepsisters were very chio, whereas she herself looked like a malady's experimental toad. Therefore, whenever she looked at her sisters, she would hyperventile due to overjealousy. Thus Cinderella came to hate her sisters very much, but being the hypocritical brat she was, her sisters never suspected a thing. As for the housework, they had a maid. Yes, they had a maid. (now now don't you argue with me that Cinderella had done all the disgusting housework, they had a maid.)

So one day a messenger on a horse came a-riding to their house one sunny yellow beautiful banana day and guess what? The prince was going to hold a BALL at his palace in three days time in search of his to-be bride! (not that kind of ball lah) Ashley and Charcoal were thoroughly amused ; they immediately ran to the toilet to tell Cinderella (being the nicest little girls on the planet), who was busy staring at herself in the mirror in her ultra low cut halter top and mini skirt and scaring herselfadmiring herself (She forced me to replace the word). But the EVIL and SCHEMING brain of hers immediately went to work. "My sisters so chio and gentle and nice, best in Singapore, Malysia and maybe Batam liao, then I look like toad like that, they sure win the heart of the prince one. How ah ? Must sabo. " She herself wanted the prince for herself because then she would be a princess and have all them money in the world for herself.

Cinderella immediately went to work, offering to sew her sister's gowns for them and they agreed. She made an excellent job out of it, sewing identical baby-blue gowns for her sisters and herself. But, she made Ashley's a size 8 when Ashley's size was actually only 5 and made Charcoal's a size 2 when her REAL size was like, 4?

And so, on the day of the ball, her sisters went totally ballistic after trying on their dresses. Ashley's hung loosely on her shoulders and she looked somewhat like a clothes hanger for the mammoth-sized gown instead of WEARING it, whereas Charcoal's .. well, let's just say it split when she was trying to push herself into it.

Now what ?! How are the sisters going to go to the ball ? To be continued ..

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Hehe some evil idea for a story ! Keep checking back for updates if you want to know more !

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A DOG !!!

LOOK LIKE MEH ??!!!!!

i dont have a picture of myself but hey, I DONT LOOK LIKE ONE =x

IM NOT A STUPID PONGPONG !!

GEORGINA YEO QI DIAN stop calling me a stupid winipong =x haha it's not me !! lee weirong it's all your fault call me winipong.

anyway thanks for everyone who tagged.. problem still not solved. it's not okay okay i guess.

isn't it ironic. what did i ever do to you ? from returning my smses you downgraded to not replying at all. now i even have to BEG you to reply . very, very ironic. makes me seem like a pathetic fool. im never going to downgrade myself like that again. reply if you want to. i dont give a fucking damn anymore.

i was too naive. i played the wrong pat. the wrong role. im at fault. i was wrong. i caused everything. the quarrel, the awkwardness. i destroyed everything. everything that was once priceless now lie, shattered, on the floor. no amount of super glue will fix it anymore. im sorry.

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enough about depressing stuff ! still owe you guys a blog entry about Cameron Highlands !

went to ipoh (again) for the chinese new year . and people stop asking me how much angbao money i have, i have NOTHING ! and if you still dont get why you ought to drown yourself in the nearest well go live with starving pirahnas read my prevous entry on why i went to ipoh the last time.

and yes so the first day was basically driving (again). in the morning i was the victim of a little lift malfunction but it's okay.

I shall fast forward to the Cameron Highlands. The view there is simply.. magnificent. Especially the tea leaves ! Didn't get to stay there for long though, the trip there was very rushed. Anyway we drove up the mountain and it took like, 2 hours ? And half a tank of fuel. But that's besides the point.

First we went to eat steamboat ! The whole fhking road was like jammed lah can. I know the road is not mine, but FHK EVERYONE WHO CAUSED THE KNS-LY IRRITATING JAM ! (except me) the steamboat was ... UGH. standard not there and the food was disgusting. And there were SO many flies you won't believe it. Gross.

Then i went to pick strawberries with my cousins ! They tasted very very nice ! something like a super sour lollipop flavoured .. STRAWBERRY. Ok what I just said was redundant. But it was so much fun plucking your own strawberries ! Can you imagine ? =x

Then went further up the mountain.. Saw many interesting shops. Bought some souvenirs. There was a very nice shop which sold corn-on-the-cobs ! They were like so GODDAMNED juicy ! One bite could send 'corn juice' flying. Shiok ! Yeah and then there was the bee farm. Boring. I gorged myself silly on icecream(compensation for not being able to eat any new year goodies).

Yeah and on the way down the mountain me and my cousins went to look for the 'fried abalone mushrooms'. they were great ! though after i ate two my throat was feeling uncomfortable. yeah .

That was it ! and my strawberries were brutally MURDERED by JANICE YU LIYAN =D they turned into strawberry jam. enough said.


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