Saturday, December 31, 2005

Activity

yeah and so i wanted to vomit in the morning but i didn't because i didn't eat anything , how to vomit ?! ended up "vomiting air " hehe .

at my cousins house now .. yeah . will post later .

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Homeworking at the library

this must not be seen by parents .

whenever your child says that he or she is going out to the library to ' homework ' , be very , very , careful . 80% of the time they're out there slacking .

Classes

dont ask me about my class . i'm still quite optimistic about it , though it's a rojak unique and mixed class . seriously ! i dont find it wrong having to be classmates with people like yenchai and the like . and some of the people are fun ! so we should co exist happily , shouldn't we ? =)

anyway . just stumbled across this list of 'how girls waste time' , recommended by darren . got quite fed up when i read it though . the link here.

the list was like a typical 'hey-lets-attack-bimbos' list , so mostly were describing neighbourhood school act cute bimbos . no offence , but yes .

i mean , i know it's supposed to be funny . but i personally feel that if the author didn't have anything against girls , his choice of words wouldn't have been that .. harsh . you get what i mean ? other than the choice of words i was quite okay with it , i'm guilty of commiting some of the deeds stated there , but for the rest , never . =)

ahh well . women are from venus , men are from mars . just like how i will never understand why gadgets attract guys so much .

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Stupid egoistic fhker

STUPID ! i'm in a bad mood now you know why ? cos an idiotic cheena man called me when i was having my BEAUTY sleep , made me wake up and i couldn't fall asleep after that again ! REALLY, it's RIDICULOUS .

" i read on the LIANHE ZAOBAO that your PRESENT company wants to hire a representative " or some sort , he was talkig in chinese . then i was like , " WHAT THE HELL ? "

" you dont know what im talking about ? " he asked me in a very 'hey-retard-are-you-retarded' sort of way . then i said , " no i do not know what you are talking about . " he then repeated himself and asked me whether my number was 98322443 . i was like what the hell ? my number is nine eight three two ONE four four three !

" oh , so i called the wrong number ? " he asked me , though this time HE was sounding like that retard . " YES " i told him in a 'hey-retard-are-you-retarded' tone . note that it is the same tone he used against me . he put down the phone on me , and he didn't even APOLOGISE ! ego .

on the other hand , i hate it when people dont return my smses .

Monday, December 26, 2005

I spent MY christmas at GENTING . =)

i'm finally back from my genting trip ! no photos .. sorry about that . i just couldn't stand my camera anymore ; it's always eating up my batteries ( yes , literally eating ) so i flung it against the wall and ... byebye =)

first day was mostly driving to our destination . i shocked myself with my sleeping patterns , yet again ! i fell asleep a total of five times altogether during the trip ! one time i wanted to vomit halfway when my father was driving ( quite recklessly ) and i fell asleep to stop myself from doing what i very much wanted to do . when i awoke , we were already on the mountain and my ears were blocked .. air pressure .

reached the hotel with much difficulty , didn't know the way . ended up at a CONSTRUCTION site before we actually GOT into the carpark of the hotel . had a hard time finding a lot , it was literally packed with cars . when we finally ( happily ) found one , we got out of the car to find that we had parked our car into shit . seriously , SHIT . really shit ! the kind you pass out when you go to the toilet . really . very disgusting and smelly . so much for finding a carpark lot .

went to our room , and once again i got a disappointment . always get such disappointments one , i kind of have a stereotype about hotels , i keep imagining all hotels MUST be of Casuarina quality , else it's a 1 star hotel . hehe .

ok .. slept with weile ! LMAO . yeah .. second day went to snowworld ! was freezing in there .. -4 degrees ! my lips turned blue and my toes wanted to drop off . enough said .

yeah and the theme park was ok .. though we didn't have time to go on all the rides . queue up for one hour to go on the ride that only lasted one minute . horrendous . banglas cutting queue .. whatever . only managed to get on four rides out of the many ! =(

yeah third day was basically shopping around and stuff . and i saw sgt joyce tan shu min !! she din see me though . yeah that's it . merry xmas everyone =D

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Haven't posted in a million years !

Yeah. My title says it all. Sorry for not posting for so long, just had no inspiration la.

And I HATE anonymous fishers. grahh .

Monday, August 08, 2005

Beggars and the NKF case

You walk on the streets of Malaysia. Turning a corner, you see a figure huddled in a filthy corner of the wall, sitting on a sheet of newspaper and with a small container in front of him. As you catch his eye, he gives you a forlorn expression that indirectly says, "Please donate to me, or I won't have money and i'll starve."

You feel something tugging at your heartstrings. Something tells you that you should lend him a helping hand, but in the end you mercilessly turn away and continue walking.

You might say, "They have hands and legs, why don't they find a job and earn their own money instead of being such eyesores?"

Yes, they are not physically disabled. But think. If you were an employer, would YOU even to employ them? Someone so rugged and dirty? If you say yes, you're lying to yourself.

The truth is, no one in his or her right mind would want to employ these people. So, it's not as if they are not hardworking or whatsoever. Nobody WANTS them!

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About TT Durai.

You liken yourself to the CEOs of the other companies in Singapore. Yes, you all are classified under one name, but there ARE differences my dear.

Firstly, you're the CEO of the NKF for goodness sake, NOT any other company. Part Most of the public's donations go to YOUR salary. The public donate to the NKF, thinking that all of the money donated would go on to help the people who really need it. But in fact, it goes to a man who lives extravagantly and buys gold taps and designer toilet bowls. The fact is, the public would be happier if you had lived humbly and had not spent the people's money on such unnecessary luxuries. Shouldn't the money be channelled to a better and more useful cause than to such stuff?

Secondly, being the CEO of NKF, there are ought to be some disadvantages like not getting as much salary as the other CEOs. Why not treat the difference in salary (compared to the other CEOs) as your own personal contributon to the NKF?

Don't you feel guilty about the people who are suffering- dying of kidney failure and in pain through the daily torture of dialysis?

Anyway. What is done cannot be undone. Let's just hope for the best.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Self help books

I read an article on The Straits Times by Cheong something. It was about how she felt that self help books did not help to enhance your lifestyle at all.

I choose to disagree with her. Why?

Self help books are written by people who have gone through all of life's trials, ardous experiences etc. Take for example, Rich Dad Poor Dad. The author definitely had experience about getting rich and wrote that book to enlighten us. Therefore we can say that people who write self help books are EXPERIENCED.

It's just like trial and error. And the suthors of self help books are just giving us the answers.

Self help books aren't all that bad, you know. You get advice on how to run your life and get the correct answers to the trial and error questions that life throws at you. So what's so bad about it?

Sure, the authors didn't succeed after they read self help books, but does it matter? no it doesn't. the most important thing is not to prove that self help books are vital but to give you advice so you know what choices to make and you won't make the wrong choices and therefore reduce the hurt you experience.

In conclusion, self help books aren't really all that bad. really.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Misconception about the UG groups

Many people have a common misconception that all the Uniformed Groups do is drill .

Do you ?

Well , that you're WRONG .

UG groups , basically , for every activity , most of the time we drill and do physical training . I admit that we drill most of the time . But no , we are not all about drilling .

Take for example , my cca , NCC . Yeah , we drill most of the time , but we go for camps and shooting too ! In addition , we do projects about Total Defence which piles up as our homework as well .

The same goes for SJAB . Other than their high standard in drilling , they are also well-versed in the art of healing and first aid .

I'm sure the other UG groups agree with me . UG is not just about drilling and stuff , so surely we deserve some respect ?

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Tests tests and more tests

Why not all the teachers just fuck off and die
Then i'll have no homework for the rest of my life
Tests tests and more tests
Recently , eyebags have been my guest

Isn't being a student a torture ?
Everyone seems to murmur .
Why can't we be free from this
Our holidays , dearly we miss .


Sorry for the lack of uhh ... inspiration . Just not in the mood . Feel free to add any of your own stanzaz if you like ! =))

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Principals

I hate principals lah . So stuck up .

During act one day , I tiam-med the platoon and greeted the new VP .

That bitch !

She didn't reply .

I WAS AP-ED ><+ Principals suck . Students always hate them . Not to mention the discipline master / mitress as well , they never escape the students' loathing . Who tell themn always go around and catch student's for bad behaviour . THEIR problem xD Was telling Shi Qi what would happen if Ek Soo Ben exploded . I think you can imagine too right ?

" Fats all over ... "

Need I say more ? =D

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

TAF MEMBERS ; they're more hardworking than us

Eh . I think TAF members very kelian leh .

You see right , now their morning runs kena increase to TWO times a week liao lor ! AIYO . The PE dept ah . So kelian lo .

Firstly , they have to go to school so early in the morning ( I angry cos Hui Yi's dad won't be able to drive me to school due to the fact that they have to reach school DAMN early . But that's besides the point la hor . ) People already sleepy enough liao , then still need to run 6 rounds leh ! omg !

Spare a thought for them lah . They wake up so early , run liao all sweaty , still need to run up to class to change , then go down for assembly . HAIYO . End up they sleep in class ( actually it's not the morning runs' fault , but actually the teacher for being so boring , but that's ALSO besides the point ) ERHUM and are unable to absorb anything in the teacher's lesson . This will cause the standard of the school's results' to drop and have an adverse effect on the school's reputation .

" We , the members of TAF , protest and strongly object to the increase of morning runs for us ! Running tires us out and we will not be able to concentrate properly during lesson time . GO ON STIRKE AGAINST THE EGGY AND THE PE DEPT !! "

hahas . that was lame .

My conclusion is that TAF members may be more fit than us , so we should not look down on them ! =D I think Hui Yi even got more stamina than me lo ><+

cheerios everybody =))

Sunday, July 03, 2005

School reopening

Hey guys ! =))


I hate school .


Bye guys ! =))


Hahahs . I not that spastic lah please .


I just got a new camera ! =D




RVNCC TEE . I love it shitloads ! =DD



Pair of bermudas I bought at the Metro Warehouse sale .


THE CAMOU BAG MY DAHHLING PIGGISM MEMBERS BOUGHT FOR ME . Love them shitloads too =DD


Gahh . Will upload more next time =D

Friday, June 24, 2005

The point of holiday homework

The point of holiday homework is to put pressure on students , make sure they don't get too wild , make their holidays miserable.


My friend didn't sleep for more than one day and one night because of HOMEWORK .

Everybody's getting all flustered because of HOMEWORK .

Our holidays are tied down because of ? No points for guessing it , HOMEWORK .

I . DON'T . LIKE .HOMEWORK .

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Addiction

Sorry hor , nowadays addicted to a game , so complete the game liao then come back and post i shall ! hahas

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

You know , i just thought of this .

You remember those autograph books we used to have when we were in primary school ?

Those in which you write your profile and all about you and all those info about yourself. Goes something like ...

" Name : Charles
Nick : Charlie and the Chocolate factory
Class : 1G 2G 3F ...
School : Honunlulu Primary School "

... in those childish handwriting ? And oh , you can't forget the FRIENDS part . i used to remember how we worried . Becaise of the person who gave the book to you to write on isn't exactly your cup of tea and you don't want to spoil the already-quite-weak relationship you two have . And hence this dilemma .

" Friends
Gold : Jocelyn , Anne , Kate
Silver : U , Marilyn
Bronze : Polly "


Something I wanna clarify . GOT SO LITTLE FRIENDS MEH ?

Well , maybe these are the ones that actually matter lah .

On to the last part . THE POEMS AND MESSAGES !

The typical message will go something like this ....


" Dear Terry ,
Thanks for letting me write in your autograph book . My handwriting is very messy , so please forgive me and sorry for holding on to your book for so long . You have been a very nice friend . See you ! "


Then , followed by a poem !


" Roses are red .
Violets are blue ,
Honey is sweet
and so are you ! "


There you have it , an autograph entry anaylzed !

Now , we've upgraded to BLOGS =)

Group blogs are popping up all over the place , to cherish the memories we once shared . When we are old and haggard , we'll look backand smile at our blogs and think about our friends and what we shared in the past . Not only memories , but also feelings and many other bits and pieces in between .




























(omg i can't believe i'm crapping again)

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

apologies

Sorry for not updating for so long guys . Was sick at home for most of the time . I'm feeling like some piece of shit right now . Very very miserable .

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Who cares about feelings?

Feelings. They're almost always begging to be spared a thought, isn't it?

"Have you ever spared a thought for my feelings?"

Do you find the above phrase familiar? Sure does ring a bell, doesn't it? Maybe someone said it to you when you unknowingly misplaced his or her trust, or whatsoever.

Feelings are troublesome things. People are often in dilemmas because they want to do what they want to do, but do not dare to proceed. The obstacle? Someone else's feelings.

Why do feelings play such a big part in our lives?

If there were no feelings on this earth, there would be no pity, no compassion too. No volunteers for the victims of the tsunami. No more charity shows for the disabled. Nobody to help those beggars on the streets. The world would be a cold and unfeeling place devoid of sympathy and the like.

Imagine this. You fall down and everyone jeers at you. Clutching your belongings, you run to a corner to recover. You don't feel anything ; you don't even feel like crying because there ARE no feelings, remember?

So, can we do without feelings, or is it essential for our survival?

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Sick

Girls and guys out there, if you have ever thought of losing weight by dieting, forget it.

Come get stomach flu!

Serious! It's a GREAT way to lose weight.

Firstly, you won't have any appetite to eat anything. That beats starving yourself ; you don't even WANT to eat!

Secondly, you vomit too! This way, all that you eat comes out and it won't get digested or whatever. Which equals no fat. Isn't that FABULOUS?

Thirdly, you can even skip school while you're at it. The doc will say," Awww ain't you a poor little thing.." and give you a one week's mc straightaway. Ah...

Therefore, I strongly recommend stomach flu as YOUR choice of losing weight!












































(yeah right)

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Cussing rights

Cussing.

It's for everyone, right? Everyone has the right to curse. When they are frustrated or whatsoever. Everyone has the right.

So why do parents make such a big fuss when their children cuss? I'm such a victim of a parent's assault. When I went "chao chee bye" in the car because I was feeling particularly down, I received a smack on the lap and a lecture following afterward.

"We are upper class people ah, please do not curse in my car okay? I've said it a lot of times already, why do you still curse? You in RV leh, curse for what?"

So what? So what if I'm from one of the top schools in Singapore? Seriously, I don't care. Just because I'm from a top school means I can't cuss?

What a good explanation.

I have a mouth like anyone else, and I have the right to say anything as long as I don't offend other people. I have the right to say anything anyone else is allowed to do.

Sure, it's uncouth and unsightly (or unhearly) of an "upper class" person, but hey, we have our unhappy days and traumatising experiences to talk about too, right? Obviously we'd get worked up and carried away and perhaps, PERHAPS, say a bit of those curse words.

So, I therefore conclude and assume it right for anyone to curse and swear. Right, people?

Thursday, May 19, 2005

A nice encounter with the escalator

Woke up today morning, prepared for school as usual. Did not go to school with Huiyi as she had TAF. Boo.

I stupidly brought along a carton of eggs. ARGGH. Was approaching the station when I noticed that the mrt was coming into the station already. I ran up the escalator, which was obviously a big mistake when you are carrying a bag with a carton of eggs in your right hand and stumbling clumsily around the mrt station. I fell and let go of the eggs, which smashed onto the upper step of the escalator. Any egg in it's right mind would be unable to bear the pain and crack up immediately. Unfortunately, after being held in my hand for so long, the other 9 eggs were influenced by my "nut-loose-in-the-head" syndrome and went totally crazy. Behold, my fantastic power! xD

So paiseh lorh. A woman in front of meturned around to look at me. I wanted to dig a hole and jump into it.

When I reached school, I told Lilin and Cherylabout my prediacament, after which we coerced Leon into washing the whole carton for us =D

We had to stay back for maths reflection after school. Tong was pms-ing as usual - if he's not in a bad mood, then there's somthing wrong with him.

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Funny how people can change overnight, no? One moment they're ultra nice to you and treating you like his/her best pal. The next moment they're attitude-ing you and viewing you as his/her worst enemy. I'm really confused. I really hate it, especially if you're the one being attitude-d. What really puzzled me was why I got this kind if treatment without doing anything wrong to that person. At least, I don't think so. I don't think that I'd done anything undeserving to him/her ; my conscience is clear. I'm really confused.

I shall be nice. I shall heed Yi Tong's advice and be nice to him/her. Maybe that will make him/her feel bad and maybe apologise for all the horrible things he/she had said or done to me.

I.
Shall.
Be.
Nice.









(If I can stand it)

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Touters alert!

Heyy I'm here to blog again.

A long day. Finally the 2.4 is over. WHEW~. My timing was 15:18, even though I have long legs. What a disappointment siahhs.

Since I had a project to do, I didn't go out with my usual clique of friends. I went out with my CID group to Westmall instead while they went to the same ol' JEC.

When I reached home, I smsed Huiyi to ask her whether she would like to go swimming. Alas, a pig never straightens its curly tail ; she was again asleep on her comfy bed from 5-7. That prompted me to nag at her about sleeping, how fats would get digested in her sleep and how it would be deposited at the various parts of the body. Haha. I could tell that she was hardly listening judging by the dry answers she gave me, and to evade my incessant nagging she finally said,"Aiyah, tomorrow go swimming lahh.." xD

Then she told me about this touter who approached my other friends at the MRT station while they where coming down the escalator. "Rv girls right? I am not a siao zhar bo...HEE HEE.." Hmm. From my point of view, she really sounds like she'd got a nut loose in her brain, but wadever.

And can you believe it? Huiyi and Peizhen actually gave her money! Whoa. I never knew my friends were so charitable. From what I can remember, they had always rejected offers by those parasites. Am I right, 2gaoxiao-ians? Haha. Don't deny. I can see the look of guilt in your eyes. xD Maybe she was too cute, that's why they contributed. So much for not judging a book by it's cover. xD

Touters are really irritating siah. They're always hanging around JE mrt station, which I don't like because I happen to frequent Jurong Entertainment Centre. I remember all the things we did to avoid them; walked the long way around to Aries, told them no, etc.

One particularly memorable one was when I complained about the cigarette smoke that was distinctly "smell-able" in that area.

Touter: Excuse me...
Me: (pointing at him) Sorry, very smelly
-walks off-

HAHA. I wonder if he's still traumatised thinking of why someone accused him of BO when he had just bought cologne the other day and obviously had used it that day.

I personally have met a woman who appraoched me and my friends as we were heading towards the control station at Orchard mrt station. Wow, what a bitch she was. None of us wanted to donate, being the litle stingy misers we are. xD After she approached us, we stood there for a million years looking at each other with questioning expressions in our eyes, screaming silently in our brain,"WHY WON'T THESE KNNB TOUTERS LEAVE US ALONE?!" We slowly shook our heads, at which she said,"You should have said so earlier." after which she stormed off to sob on her friend's shoulder. (i'm only fantasizing; hey revenge is sweet!)

There's something these touters have to know. From the moment they took up this job, they should have known that it would be full of rejection and attitudes from people. They shouldn't give an attitude to people that rejected them, because they are not even OBLIGED to donate in the first place! Kind-hearted souls do it out of goodwill, but not all Singaporeans are angels with a halo over their heads. They should at least be mentally prepared lest they get rejected really really badly. Furthermore, we're only students! We have a limited supply of money and you can't blame us if we refuse to donate, right? While you get money from our donation, we lose a few bucks. No big deal? Becuase YOU'RE not a student and YOU don't have a limited flow of money.


There has been too many charity shows. So many that people are getting stingy. So this should serve as a warning to those touters out there. We know it's your job, but can you please spare us students?

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

I hate my feet

I hate my feet. I really do.

I think big foots like me will also think the same. It's really kinda.. disappointing.

I rushed all the way back home, settled down at my computer, and received a call from my mum asking me to go downstairs right away because she had bought a pair of sport shoes for me and wanted me to go try it out in case it didn't fit.

I was overjoyed. WOW, I thought. The first time my mum actually bought smth for me out of her OWN WILL! Changing hurriedly I practically flew downstairs and got into the car. Then I saw the shoe box.

Oh wow, I muttered. My own pair of sport shoes! Nike brand, too. I hardly have any branded goods, mind you. My parents are too thrifty. Or maybe they're too poor to provide me with any of this luxuries, I never know. But now, a pair of nikes, just for me! Miraculous, I thought.

Reaching over to the shoebox, I opened the lid and saw a really beautiful pair of shoes. It was blue and grey and really pretty. I almost gasped.

Now, the next test was whether it fit me or not.

Godammit. It didn't fit. As usual.

Actually, it was just a little tight. But I know, with the rv socks being so thick and all, I thought twice about bringing it home. Then when my mum was at the clinic taking her medicine, my dad asked me to go walk around in that pair of shoes.

I opened the door, stepped out and stood. I took a first step. My toes! They hurt.

I was reluctant, at first. Though it looked REALLY REALLY nice and all, it WAS tight. It was an undeniable fact. I spent the rest of the car trip arguing with my parents about how "okay" it was and how it could fit me, but my dad wouldn't budge. His tagline? "Not comfortable ah, don't buy. Outside look nice only, inside very pain one." -.-

Went to Jurong Point, where my parents bought the ill-fitting shoes. Striding into Sportslink, I looked quite weird in my red Winnie the Pooh t-shirt, white beach shorts and dirty hot pink slippers I bought from Valu$ at $1 per pair. Note that my olour combination sucked; I couldn't be bothered about colour combi at that moment in time.

Sitting at the couch, I watched as my mum paced the aisle down the towering shoeboxes. Looking critically at the multi-coloured shoes on top of the already towering shoeboxes, she finally picked 4 shoes for me to wear.

THEN MY MUM ASKED THE SALESLADY WHETHER THEY HAD MY SIZE. She glanced at my feet and said, " Hen da leh (which means very big in chinese)."

ARGGH i hate it when this happens. I sorta feel conscious when people say my feet are big. ARGGH. But whatever. At least i'm tall. Hahas.

After a longg period of choosing and picking, I picked the Women's Air Monarch; although less pretty than the other one, it was comfy. I remember complaining to my mum that I wanted the old one back instead. Gahh.

I hate big feet. I hate my feet. I hate it when people look at my feet and say," Very big leh." I hate it I hate it and I hate it. ARGGH. God please spare me from this agony I'm going through!

An adaption: "My Lord, if you can't make my feet tiny, at least make my friends' feet big" xDD

Monday, May 16, 2005

Reasons why the NAPFA 2.4 km run is totally lame

Hoohas. Here I am to blog again. Since we're all in the NAPFA mood, why not I talk abt the importance (and the unimportance) of the NAPFA 2.4 run?

Have you ever thought of the reason WHY we spend an agonizing 15 minutes or so forcing yourself to run, to race against time? Is it to get a golden shiny badge for your collar pin or whatsoever? And so what if you get a gold? Is it really a status of whether you're fit or not? I'll let you think for yourself.

Surveys have shown that 38/10 people dislike, or hate (to the extent of wanting to strangle their PE teachers and push them into the Pandan reservoir to their DEATHS... MUAHAHAHAHA) morning runs AND 2.4 runs. And i'm not joking about the ratio. It's thirty-three over ten people. (aiyah, actually i only ask 10 people, then my whole class hate morning runs so much ah they all come and extra, object like shit liddat. so not my fault, i merely stating the truth HAHAHAS)

Erhemm, okay, back to the subject. So what if you can run 2.4 km? Will it help in your future endeavours? It's not like EVERYBODY is going to be an all-star athlete or whatever fuck. I propse, leave the torture to the trackers, for goodness and badness sake.Not all of us enjoy the crappish training. And unless you are cureently holding a lifelong dream to run (or fly), the 2.4 run is NOT going to help you in any way. So just take it easy man!

Now, now, don't retort back by saying the run keeps you fit. Have you ever thought of how it would be like for the whole world to be fat / obese? There'll be no discrimination, no feelings of envy and the like ; no supermodels, no comparison of waist measurements and no people going mad and killing themselves or others due to excessive amounts of wallowing in self pity.. (okay lah, a bit exaggerated lah). But who cares xD And no one will care about the slimming centres that will close down, horh? Hmm.

P.S. The author of this blog post is not liable for any of it's content. All students quoting from this blog post may not come after the author of this post lest the parents or teachers hearing it may just explode and die. All rights reserved.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

What to say when your brother does anything to irritate you

1) When your brother sits in front of the black box, refusing to move and blocking your view, which you do not like.

you: Oi, get lost lah!
brother: I WANNA WATCH TV
you: watch ah, watch your head lah. watch until so fucking near summore.
brother: aiyah your problem izzit.
you: yes my problem because you blocking my view of my __(insert artiste here) !
brother: she(he) very nice meh, only ____(insert insult here) and _____(insert a worse insult here)
you: kanninah
brother: wah liao you bushuang is it you wanna fight is it
-no need to elaborate further, it all depends on your skill now-

2) When your brother barges into your room when you want to have some privacy

you:wah liao eh get the bloody hell outta my room you ___(insert horrible term for brother here)
brother: what lah i wanna play computer lah
you: aiyah go away lah or i tell mummy
brother: i not scared of her leh, cannot izzit
you: wah she...____, ___, ___, ___, ___(insert noble deeds mummy had done) then you still wanna make her angry izzit

-note: in the perfectest situation, brother will go: "aiyah okay lah"and leave the room. but in not so perfect situations...

brother: so what, i still not scared
you: i dun care you get out of my room before i..
brother: do what huh? i not scared of mummy, scared of you for wh...
-give a kick to your brother now that sends him flying out of the door-
*WHAM*
there you have it.
two pretty lame examples of how to deal with your siblings.
please do not try this at home, not even when you're at your wits' end. xD