Girls and guys out there, if you have ever thought of losing weight by dieting, forget it.
Come get stomach flu!
Serious! It's a GREAT way to lose weight.
Firstly, you won't have any appetite to eat anything. That beats starving yourself ; you don't even WANT to eat!
Secondly, you vomit too! This way, all that you eat comes out and it won't get digested or whatever. Which equals no fat. Isn't that FABULOUS?
Thirdly, you can even skip school while you're at it. The doc will say," Awww ain't you a poor little thing.." and give you a one week's mc straightaway. Ah...
Therefore, I strongly recommend stomach flu as YOUR choice of losing weight!
(yeah right)
2 comments:
i hate to sae this..but ppl wld rather go gym den be SICK..yikes
but stomach flu guaranteed results in 2 days time! serious it's damn effective you've GOT to trust me on this xDD
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