Saturday, July 11, 2009

Trying to swim with a tampon

Today is not a sunny Saturday.

Therefore I have the right to mope around and be depressed.

That's not the only reason why I'm depressed though. It's my time of the month and I'm supposed to have my swimming lesson today. My mum refused to accept that I cannot swim when I'm having my period because she didn't want to waste the money that she already paid for my lesson fees, so she forced me to try tampons. She gave me a 5 minute crash course on how to insert tampons which I totally did not want to listen to, and then left me to my own devices.

I have tried tampons before, and I had perfectly good reasons to say no to tampons but then I thought, "Oh maybe things'll be better this time", so the obedient me decided to give it another go.

Turns out I was horribly wrong. I ended up with two wasted tampons (un-inserted) a very painful sensation you-know-where.

It used to be 'Once bitten, twice shy' but now it's 'Twice bitten, thrice WILL NOT TRY EVER AGAIN'.

And I'm supposed to go for a casting today but I had to turn it down because my very conservative mum refused to give me permission to go for it because I was required to bring a bikini. Sorry Davania, whoever you are :(

My mum is too much. :(

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I think chilli is some sort of escapism. It's for food that either sucks, or does not taste good by itself. People who add chilli sauce to their food are trying to escape the reality of horrible food.

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