Friday, June 26, 2009

I'm having a really hard time doing my personal statement.

Unless you're really narcissistic I think you'd have a hard time doing it too. On one hand you gotta package yourself up real horrorshow to convince your future employers and all that cal, and on the other hand your conscience is begging you to stop because it's far too 'buay hiao bai' (don't want face).

I can almost hear the teachers in the Staff Room sniggering to themselves when they read our pathetic attempts at ego-boosting. :(

Sample Personal Statement:

W enjoys eating, sleeping and playing her Wii console like any other human being.

She is rely IT savy. She can use Paint. (Screw Photoshop, Paint rocks your socks) Aslo she cn type at a spede of 20wpm nd rely acurrately. That's awesum innit!

She enjoys baking. Her friends' food poisoning cases weren't caused by her. They were caused by.. uh, H1N1.


... or something like that :p Hey, who knows, they might accept me on the grounds that my personal statement is 'unique' lol.

Okay that's enough of ego-deflating, I shall get back to doing my real personal statement :)

Happy birthday LZL! :)

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