Zhixin asked me a very good question today; Why will desperate fucks rule the world one day ? Then i realised that i haven't thought it the reason why . After much thinking, i present to you; the solution ! xD
Why will desperate fucks rule the world one day ?
-Because, due to the overwhelming amount of them , they'll soon learn to make do with one another and despo around together. Equation : Despos + Despos = Despo square .
-Then, they will marry and give birth to kids, who will in turn marry despos all over again, and some may even marry the "innocents"(those who are not despo) . The kids they give birth to will be MIXED BLOOD. Meaning, they'll be half despo half innocent. This goes on and on and on until everyone in the world has a tiny bit of despo-ness in them(oh the horror).
-The earth will then be thrown into a terrible crisis because they can no longer find pure bloods (innocents) to take over as president etc etc. Therefore they will have to get the despos to take over the high ranking positions. And soon the whole world will be filled with despos.
Oh how terrible that would be. Remind me never to marry a despo.
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