What to say when your brother does anything to irritate you

1) When your brother sits in front of the black box, refusing to move and blocking your view, which you do not like.

you: Oi, get lost lah!
brother: I WANNA WATCH TV
you: watch ah, watch your head lah. watch until so fucking near summore.
brother: aiyah your problem izzit.
you: yes my problem because you blocking my view of my __(insert artiste here) !
brother: she(he) very nice meh, only ____(insert insult here) and _____(insert a worse insult here)
you: kanninah
brother: wah liao you bushuang is it you wanna fight is it
-no need to elaborate further, it all depends on your skill now-

2) When your brother barges into your room when you want to have some privacy

you:wah liao eh get the bloody hell outta my room you ___(insert horrible term for brother here)
brother: what lah i wanna play computer lah
you: aiyah go away lah or i tell mummy
brother: i not scared of her leh, cannot izzit
you: wah she...____, ___, ___, ___, ___(insert noble deeds mummy had done) then you still wanna make her angry izzit

-note: in the perfectest situation, brother will go: "aiyah okay lah"and leave the room. but in not so perfect situations...

brother: so what, i still not scared
you: i dun care you get out of my room before i..
brother: do what huh? i not scared of mummy, scared of you for wh...
-give a kick to your brother now that sends him flying out of the door-
*WHAM*
there you have it.
two pretty lame examples of how to deal with your siblings.
please do not try this at home, not even when you're at your wits' end. xD