Pissed.

Oh well. Woke up this morning to the nagging of my dear old mum. She was talking away, complaining about how i haven't done my Kumon worksheets yet (haven't touched them for the whole week). And if you guys caught the movie 'I Not Stupid Too', the granny's words went into Jerry's ear and came out from the other. Yeah and my mums nagging suffered the same fate.

Kumon as usual.. THE TEACHER SPEAKS SO SOFTLY I CANT HEAR A THING. He's a GUY for goodness sake ! Well maybe I'm hard of hearing. But seriously he speaks so softly when i speak to him I'm just like, "HUH ?! HUH ?! " *tears my hair out in frustration and goes bald*

Had a buffet at my aunt's (her baby is one month old !) and my aunt said my hair looked like a LION'S. and then went to Sim Lim Square to buy stuff. Enough said. Boring day.

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CINDERELLA GONE WRONG.

Once upon a time, there was a scheming and nasty girl called Cinderella. She lived with her dad, because she brutally murdered her mum two years back. Nobody knows the real reason why, but I heard from the neighbours that she was a cannibal and had a delicious meal out of her mum she had accidentally flung a butchers' knife at her and has been mourning over her ever since.

Her father married a kind and gentle woman, and her two daughters, Ashley and Charcoal, went to live with her all under one roof. Together with Cinderella.

Now, Cinderella's stepsisters were very chio, whereas she herself looked like a malady's experimental toad. Therefore, whenever she looked at her sisters, she would hyperventile due to overjealousy. Thus Cinderella came to hate her sisters very much, but being the hypocritical brat she was, her sisters never suspected a thing. As for the housework, they had a maid. Yes, they had a maid. (now now don't you argue with me that Cinderella had done all the disgusting housework, they had a maid.)

So one day a messenger on a horse came a-riding to their house one sunny yellow beautiful banana day and guess what? The prince was going to hold a BALL at his palace in three days time in search of his to-be bride! (not that kind of ball lah) Ashley and Charcoal were thoroughly amused ; they immediately ran to the toilet to tell Cinderella (being the nicest little girls on the planet), who was busy staring at herself in the mirror in her ultra low cut halter top and mini skirt and scaring herselfadmiring herself (She forced me to replace the word). But the EVIL and SCHEMING brain of hers immediately went to work. "My sisters so chio and gentle and nice, best in Singapore, Malysia and maybe Batam liao, then I look like toad like that, they sure win the heart of the prince one. How ah ? Must sabo. " She herself wanted the prince for herself because then she would be a princess and have all them money in the world for herself.

Cinderella immediately went to work, offering to sew her sister's gowns for them and they agreed. She made an excellent job out of it, sewing identical baby-blue gowns for her sisters and herself. But, she made Ashley's a size 8 when Ashley's size was actually only 5 and made Charcoal's a size 2 when her REAL size was like, 4?

And so, on the day of the ball, her sisters went totally ballistic after trying on their dresses. Ashley's hung loosely on her shoulders and she looked somewhat like a clothes hanger for the mammoth-sized gown instead of WEARING it, whereas Charcoal's .. well, let's just say it split when she was trying to push herself into it.

Now what ?! How are the sisters going to go to the ball ? To be continued ..

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Hehe some evil idea for a story ! Keep checking back for updates if you want to know more !