Cinderella gone wrong II

Ashley and Charcoal pointed their dainty little fingers at Cinderella and cried , "What did you do to our gowns ?! "

" I'm sorry, sisters, I forgot to take our measurements. " (hehehe they'll never know)

And being the very nice stepsisters Cinderella had, they decided to drop the matter and go to the ball anyway.

Now, the prince was actually a very old chicopek who was nearing his fifties and was desperate to find a wife before his sperm count was reduced to nothingness. So he decided to hold the ball to show everyone how filthy rich he was and possibly attract another despo like himself who loved him for his money.

So, Cinderella and her stepsisters reached the palace together in a pumpkin-turned-carriage (credit goes to the fairy godmother who never fails to help damsels-in-distress) and entered the ballroom. All eyes were turned to her stepsisters instead of Cinderella, and she began to hyperventilate again, but she stopped herself.

"Must.. look... pretty... in... front.. of the prince... "

They danced and ate and had a good time, but Cinderella's stepsisters had aboslutely no intention of marrying the old chicopek, so they left for the night. Cinderella, wanting to catch a few glimpses of the prince, lagged behind for a while. But soon after, she heard her stepsisters calling for her to come into the carriage to sit with them, so she hurried there. One of her slippers fell off in her haste, but she couldn't care less because they cost $1 in ValuDollar ( oh, it's $1.05, i forgot. )

The prince came a-running after thy princess and saw the cheapo slipper, and took it back to the palace.

" I must find the owner of this shoe ! What's the size ? XXXXXL ?! "

He then fainted. The next morning he went around the town on an elegant white horse and asked around for the owner of the slipper. Then he came to Cinderella's house and knocked on the door.

" Hello, may i know who the owner of this slipper would be ? "

Ashley and Charcoal hurried down and saw the prince, and reluctantly tried the slipper on. Their feet were far too dainty for it, since it was extra-extra-extra large. They then called for Cinderella, who was scaring admiring herself in front of the mirror again.

"Oh, that's my slipper! Oh thanks SO much."

The prince then proceeded to ask her to be his bride, and being the desperate slut Cinderella was she agreed. And so, they were married and lived happily ever after, which is like so cliche. And Despo + Despo = Despo square .

disclaimer: CINDERELLA IS NOT ME OKAY !! I have big feet but hers is bigger. Really ! Dont you believe me ??

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I'm done with 'Cinderella gone wrong' ! =D just anyhow type de, I dont even have a good plot !

oh yes and Huang Bei was teaching me how to do maths today in the Jurong East libary and look what she said !

Huangbei: " You dont believe me you DIE. "

Can you imagine if your teacher said that ?!

You: Teacher can you please prove that angles of a cyclic quad are complementary?

Teacher: It's just like that lah, YOU DONT BELIEVE ME YOU DIE ! "

*hair stands in horror*

Huang Bei is horrible, really.